I'm installing at a guys house.  He was at his girl friends apartment.  Kids and toys are everywhere.  There is a lady kissing kids on the head.  She accidentally kisses me on the head through a doorway vale.  I'm going “You dont wanna kiss my dirty hair.”  Mistakenly, I hit his grunge pipe and drink his beer in a glass.  The guy shows me where the antenna goes.  The existing one is way up on top of a giant barn.  I step back to see it.  The antenna's there.  There's also a huge Lazar pointed motionized antenna.  It's dark gray, over 20 feet long, and like a Star Wars Jedi ship.  
I realize I didnt bring my ladder cos I wasnt far away and I have only one install.  I get in my F150.  I decide to drive over a hill through the field to the road.  The field turns out to be nearly vertical. I drive thru the hay rows to the road. I get my ladder.  I thought I got my nice orange one.  But,, I grabbed my blue one which is unassembled.  I get back to the install site.  I ask the customer where the cables go.  He doesnt know and shows me behind the TV.  I try channeling the TV.  It's DTV so I cant channel anything but channel 3.  I go that's okay.  We go out to the antenna.  We go in th barn to find a roof access cos my ladder is in pieces.  The customer starts digging out hundreds of toys and items to get in the room where the items are.  A pet dog yelps after a swimming tube lands on it. I walk back out the thru front.  The building is a warehouse.  There are out door summer tents inside.
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